OC Meme

1. What's your character's name?

Marie:  Hi, my name's Marie.

Jazz:  Hi there. I'm Jazz.

2. Is it a boy or a girl?

Jazz:  We're obviously girls.

3. How old is he/she?

Marie: We're 15.

Me: Did I forget to mention they're twins?

4. Would I find your character way up north or down south?

Both:  What?!

5. Interesting, if I put your character in a strip club, what would happen?

Marie: I'd blush uncontrollably.

Jazz: Do you know how old we are?!  We'd be kicked out of there in no time.

6. Very interesting. What would happen if I put your character with a bunch of toddlers?

Marie: I'd take care of them all.

Jazz: Do I need to say anything here?

7. How about with a bunch of very rambunctious teenagers?

Marie:  Umm...

Jazz: I'd hang out with them and have me some fun.  *grins evilly then snaps out of it*  Wha?!

8. I put your character in a singing contest, how did they do?

Marie: OK, I guess.  I came in third.

Jazz: I'm tone-deaf.  I can't sing, unlike my sister.

9. What about a dancing contest?

Jazz: I came in second.

Marie:  I lost!  Just need to practice.

10. A very hot boy/girl walks by,(depending on gender of character), how do they react?

Marie: Umm...

Jazz: Depends on many things.

11. Cool. I put your character on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere, do they survive?

Marie: Can we get back to you on that at a later date?

12. I slapped your character, how do they react?

Marie: Ow! Why did you do that?

Jazz: Ouch! That really hurt.

13. Coke or Pepsi?

Marie: Does it matter?

14. They bake a cake, what happens?

*cake explodes in their faces*

Me: Yeah, they're not that good at first, but give them some time, they'll get better.

15. How do they react when they see their crush?

Both: *blush*

16. They got the exact opposite of what they wanted for their birthday, how do they react?

Marie: Oh well, it's better than nothing.

Jazz: *scowl*

17. What did they get?

Jazz: *scowl*

Me: Let's just say it's not that pleasant.

18. Are they the ones robbing the store or stopping the thief?

Marie: Stop the thief, what else?

19. If I were looking for them, where would I probably find them?

Jazz: O_O  We never stay in one place, you know.

20. Interesting… very interesting… What superpowers would they/do they have?

Marie: We can wield keyblades and cast magic, but for now, that's all.

21. Cool. Peace or war?

Jazz: Obviously peace.

22. To them, love is…?

Both: ...

Me: Yeah, they got nothing to answer that.

23. In three words, how would you describe them?

Me: Kind, serious, smart.

24. Oh no! Zombies are attacking!!! What do they do?

Jazz: Zombies?! *her and Marie attack the zombies*

25. Are they a virgin?

Jazz: Obviously we are.

26. If they aren't, then how did they lose their virginity?

Both: Do you know how old we are?!

27. While cooking, they cut themselves with a knife, what happens?

Both: Ouch! *use Cure*

28. Do you like or hate your character?

Me: I like them.

29. If you told them this, how would they react?

Marie: Well, of course you like us.

Jazz: I knew you'd like us.

30. And my final question, I set you up to meet them, ten minutes later?

All: What?!